{"id":5151,"date":"2009-11-06T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=5151"},"modified":"2009-11-06T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T00:01:00","slug":"on-fort-hood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/on-fort-hood\/","title":{"rendered":"On Fort Hood&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Gormogons extend their deepest sympathies to the families of the shooting victims, and a sincere hope for the speedy recovery of those wounded in the attack.<\/p>\n<p>So far, the media has been playing this one very carefully, to their rare credit. Details are being withheld until they are confirmed, and no one is leaping to conclusions.  A rare moment of proper handling, indeed. <\/p>\n<p>The Czar wants you to know that this story will evolve in one of two ways.<\/p>\n<p><i>Either<\/i> the story will prove to be of no long-term consequence (other than the tragic effects on the casualties and their loved ones) and will quickly fade away (like most spontaneous mass murders)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<i>or<\/i> this story will become incredibly more involved and ghastly (like the <i>USS Cole<\/i>).  There will be no middle ground with this story.<\/p>\n<p>Based on the facts the Czar is receiving from his informants, <i>expect the latter<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Gormogons extend their deepest sympathies to the families of the shooting victims, and a sincere hope for the speedy recovery of those wounded in the attack. 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