{"id":5591,"date":"2009-08-17T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=5591"},"modified":"2009-08-17T15:34:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T15:34:00","slug":"effing-ingenious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/08\/effing-ingenious\/","title":{"rendered":"Effing Ingenious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thepeoplescube.com\/red\/viewtopic.php?t=1668&amp;start=0&amp;postdays=0&amp;postorder=asc&amp;highlight=&amp;sid=aec5b6951cb71e661f082020f297346e\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Anthropogenic Continental Drift!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Check out the graphs and charts.<\/p>\n<p>H\/T to the <a href=\"http:\/\/borepatch.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">mighty Borepatch<\/a>. The Czar reads him every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anthropogenic Continental Drift! Check out the graphs and charts. H\/T to the mighty Borepatch. 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