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Oh no! Now Obama went and killed a living creature right on television<\/a>, and laughed about his superiority.<\/p>\n

PETA is quite unhappy. All 12 of their supporters are no doubt voting Republican in 2012.<\/p>\n

Look on the bright side: George Bush<\/i> never killed a thing with his bare hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh no! Now Obama went and killed a living creature right on television, and laughed about his superiority. PETA is quite unhappy. All 12 of their supporters are no doubt voting Republican in 2012. 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