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There are no words adequate to describe
the immorality, evil and stupidity inherent
in this liberalism, brought to you by the
shrill, humorless harpies at Code Pink.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\u2018Puter thinks it\u2019s cute that liberals regurgitate demonstrably false talking points. \u2018Puter thinks it\u2019s even cuter when liberals regurgitate demonstrably false talking points as dispositive of complicated ethical, moral and political issues. \u2018Puter thinks it\u2019s cutest of all when liberals are outraged that \u2018Puter not only doesn\u2019t accept their regurgitated demonstrably false talking points but definitively falsifies them.<\/span>
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<\/span>\u2018Puter can almost see the moment when liberals realize they\u2019ve been had.  <\/span>That moment is closely followed by rage and anger as liberals willfully disbelieve the facts, returning to the smug comfort of their \u201cunimpeachable\u201d regurgitated talking points.<\/span>
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<\/span>\u2018Puter\u2019s had such a great time with liberals\u2019 regurgitated, demonstrably false talking points that he\u2019s coined a new word to describe them: liberalisms.<\/span>
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<\/span>Here are but a few of \u2018Puter\u2019s all-time favorite liberalisms:<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Abortion should be safe, legal and rare.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>All criticism of Black people (males especially) by White people, no matter how minor or appropriate, is racist per se<\/i>.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>No criticism of White people (males especially) by Black people, no matter how outrageous or inappropriate, is racist, ever.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>The National Debt is unimportant.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Budget deficits are unimportant.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Social Security is solvent.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Banning guns makes law-abiding citizens safe.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Immigration reform as proposed by Democrats is not blanket amnesty.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Every child should go to college.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Raising taxes on the rich has no impact on the economy.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>The Affordable Care Act will solve all America\u2019s health care problems.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>The Great Recession\u2019s sole cause was Wall Street \u201cbanksters.\u201d <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>The GM and Chrysler bailouts worked. <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>President Obama knows how to fix the economy but Republicans won\u2019t let him.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>There is no media bias in favor of liberals.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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When one puts one\u2019s faith in bumper-sticker logic, one shouldn\u2019t be surprised when \u2018Puter depantses one in public.<\/span><\/div>\n
<\/span> <\/div>\n
<\/span>Feel free to share some of your favorite liberalisms with \u2018Puter. If they\u2019re any good, \u2018Puter may post them. Then again, \u2018Puter may not. It\u2019s hard to tell what \u2018Puter will or won\u2019t do, mostly because he\u2019s usually incoherently drunk with Czar down at the Leaping Peacock.<\/span><\/div>\n
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<\/span>Ta ta for now, loyal minions!<\/span><\/div>\n
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<\/o:p><\/span> <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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