{"id":6147,"date":"2009-06-08T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T18:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=6147"},"modified":"2009-06-08T18:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T18:01:00","slug":"gor-golf-icon-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/gor-golf-icon-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Gor-golf-icon 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_FAoSEibLA0g\/Si1T7PsTmgI\/AAAAAAAAAsw\/tFisli49hJw\/s1600-h\/863186~Entertainer-Bing-Crosby-at-the-Palm-Springs-Golf-Classic-Posters.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_FAoSEibLA0g\/Si1T7PsTmgI\/AAAAAAAAAsw\/tFisli49hJw\/s320\/863186~Entertainer-Bing-Crosby-at-the-Palm-Springs-Golf-Classic-Posters.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" title=\"This club is just as good as a tire iron, buddy\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345020610048399874\" \/><\/a>Par with any good symposium, the Gormogons were happy that the 117 golfers were able to join us yesterday for a wonderful round of golf at the First Annual Gor-Golf-icon Tournament.  A slew a celebrities dropped by, amazing us with their dexterity with their clubs.  The weather cooperated via the S-Chu (<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Gesundheit<\/span>) Geoengineering Climate Controlling Satellites.  The outing served as a welcome icebreaker event for those preparing for the grueling days ahead at Gormogicon 2009.  We are glad to say that we believe everyone survived the afternoon &#8211; even the anxious golfer who tried to play though Ghettoputter&#8217;s foursome.  The 116 attendees then enjoyed a light repast and beverages before adjourning for the night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par with any good symposium, the Gormogons were happy that the 117 golfers were able to join us yesterday for a wonderful round of golf at the First Annual Gor-Golf-icon Tournament. 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