{"id":6443,"date":"2009-04-15T03:59:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=6443"},"modified":"2009-04-15T03:59:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T03:59:00","slug":"your-czarnot-biggest-fan-of-un","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/your-czarnot-biggest-fan-of-un\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Czar&#8230;Not the Biggest Fan of the UN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.un.org\/ga\/president\/63\/images\/president63.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 277px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.un.org\/ga\/president\/63\/images\/president63.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"He hates your capitalist pig money, but would very much like more of it. A lot more.\" \/><\/a>It\u2019s almost as if the UN is on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,515895,00.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">a personal mission<\/a> to infuriate the Czar.<\/p>\n<p>Evidently, UN General Assembly President Miguel D\u2019Escoto Brockmann\u2014continuing the fine UN tradition of awarding key positions to people with bizarrely exotic names\u2014has declared the recent G-20 summit a monumental failure. Your Czar would refer to it as a monumental waste of time and money, but this does not mean we agreed with UNGAP [great acronym, by the way] D\u2019Escoto Brockmann\u2019s analysis.<\/p>\n<p>His reasons:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>&#147;He said that the members of the G-20 have neglected to allocate $2 trillion to $3 trillion needed in the developing world, and many countries have lost their trust in the U.S. dollar as the international reserve currency.\u201d<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, the dollar <i>is<\/i> the international reserve currency, <a href=\"http:\/\/english.peopledaily.com.cn\/90001\/90778\/90858\/90864\/6623386.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">for very smart reasons<\/a>, and is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.associatedcontent.com\/article\/1162974\/the_us_dollar_as_the_international.html?cat=3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">not nearly as untrustworthy<\/a> as D\u2019Escoto claims. In fact, the loudest proponent of replacing the dollar is <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB123780272456212885.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">China<\/a>, who stands to position herself better in a global economy if the dollar is seen as weak. That, and if the dollar indeed weakens further, China loses out a pile of cash because she herself has bet heavily on the buck. So why would D\u2019Escoto want to kowtow to China?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe because he is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catholicnewsagency.com\/new.php?n=12862\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">former Sandinsta Marxist foreign minister<\/a> who <a href=\"http:\/\/english.cri.cn\/6909\/2009\/04\/09\/1601s472792.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">bows to any Communist or tyrannical overlords<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe. But let us look at the other half of his concern: that the G-20 \u201cneglected\u201d to cough up $2-3 <i>trillion<\/i> for developing countries. He hates our currency, but he can\u2019t get enough of it? Hey, front lump: if the G-20 has $2-3 trillion bucks on hand, they might want to invest in themselves right now. The global economy is pretty shaky at this moment&#8230;and if the G-20 goes down, your developing countries get crushed in the falling rubble.<\/p>\n<p>So why would you want the G-20 to spend themselves into poverty and deficit to help the poorer countries? Maybe because D\u2019Escoto is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humanevents.com\/article.php?id=31094\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">an unrepentant Marxist bastard<\/a> who wants worldwide socialism?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>\u201cClaims of [G-20] progress were dismissed Tuesday by D\u2019Escoto, who linked the global economic crisis to the war in Iraq and said that the whole world is now paying for the reckless decision of the United States to finance the war.\u201d<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Czar cannot find the logic here. The <i>whole world<\/i> is out $2 trillion because the United States spent $694 billion of our money? The Czar thinks we can spend our money as <i>we<\/i> damn well please, having done more good in Iraq in six years than the UN did in its entire history. And speaking of spending US money, just remember who continues to be the UN\u2019s historical financial supporter. Thank goodness we forget to pay our dues from time to time. Sort of like the rich geezer skipping a check to his corpulent jet-set kids from time to time so they remember to seek out brief periods of employment.<\/p>\n<p>So why would D\u2019Escoto be so utterly clueless about the US spending its money as it sees fit?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>\u201cHis travels begin with a trip to Venezuela to meet with the government of Hugo Chavez before continuing on to Bolivia to confer with Socialist President Evo Morales and to Cuba, home of D\u2019Escoto\u2019s close friend Fidel Castro.\u201d<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Right: his Marxist buddies that he helps prop up with misplaced legitimacy. Speaking of dictators, you missed his love for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.presstv.com\/detail.aspx?id=88941&amp;sectionid=351020101\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Iranian whackjob<\/a> as well. Basically, any enemy of the US is a friend of his.<\/p>\n<p>Two questions: is there some reason the UN continues to operate as the most expensive malfunction in world history, and is the Czar alone in seeing how completely anti-American and potentially out-of-control the UN is? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heritage.org\/press\/commentary\/ed061008b.cfm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Guess not!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">By the way, feel free to read <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.un.org\/ga\/president\/63\/presskit\/president.shtml\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">his official UN biography<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">. Not only does it fail to mention his service as foreign minister was to an <i>illegitimate communist<\/i> government, but lauds his ability to make the US look like an imperial aggressor. It fails to mention that the &#147;overthrow&#148; of the Somoza regime, of which he played a major part, was an assassination. Or that his priesthood was suspended by the ever-forgiving-but-not-this-time Pope John Paul II. But he puts Tolstoy as his primary influence! One can guess why all these facts are omitted: because the UN would hate the uncomfortable glare of historical scrutiny that they unanimously elected themselves a major scumbag.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s almost as if the UN is on a personal mission to infuriate the Czar. Evidently, UN General Assembly President Miguel D\u2019Escoto Brockmann\u2014continuing the fine UN tradition of awarding key positions to people with bizarrely exotic names\u2014has declared the recent <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/your-czarnot-biggest-fan-of-un\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[147,461,1583,2370,2371,801,57,723,419],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-china","category-communist-sympathizers","category-g20","category-international-reserve-currency","category-miguel-descoto","category-socialism","category-stupid-people","category-united-nations","category-us-dollar"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Your Czar...Not the Biggest Fan of the UN - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/your-czarnot-biggest-fan-of-un\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Your Czar...Not the Biggest Fan of the UN - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It\u2019s almost as if the UN is on a personal mission to infuriate the Czar. 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