{"id":6865,"date":"2009-01-28T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=6865"},"modified":"2009-01-28T05:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-28T05:48:00","slug":"behold-luf-de-force","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/behold-luf-de-force\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold: L&#8217;\u0152UF DE FORCE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/1aaaegg.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 164px; height: 280px;\" src=\"http:\/\/hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/1aaaegg.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\u00a1El huevo de la fuerza! Das (or het)  Machtei! \u042f\u0439\u0446\u043e \u0432\u043b\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0439! \u0628\u064a\u0636 \u0627\u0644\u0625\u0633\u062a\u0637\u0627\u0639\u0629!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hillbuzz.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/27\/this-is-almost-too-crazy-to-be-real-but-we-swear-its-true-obama-has-a-magic-egg-of-power-in-the-oval-office\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Obama\u2019s magic egg<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s all hope this is a put-on, but if it\u2019s not\u2026 you know, it\u2019s not the silly instantization of the proverb from the land where P.J. O&#8217;Rourke sourced Hillary&#8217;s book title, the ancient  African kingdom of Hallmarkcardia, that bugs me. It\u2019s the taste. Obama dresses great, his family usually looks terrific, and his campaign had a distinctive, attractive visual sense.<\/p>\n<p>And this thing is just\u2026 tacky beyond belief. Uglier than yo\u2019 proverbial momma. Something you\u2019d find in a yard sale in 1981 or on the mantle of the guy who got rich off <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Mork &#038; Mindy<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>When it shows up on the dollar bill, I\u2019ll be in Bamako.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1El huevo de la fuerza! Das (or het) Machtei! \u042f\u0439\u0446\u043e \u0432\u043b\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0439! \u0628\u064a\u0636 \u0627\u0644\u0625\u0633\u062a\u0637\u0627\u0639\u0629! Obama\u2019s magic egg. Let\u2019s all hope this is a put-on, but if it\u2019s not\u2026 you know, it\u2019s not the silly instantization of the proverb from the land <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/behold-luf-de-force\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2511],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-egg-of-power-comma-do-not-gaze-directly-at"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Behold: L&#039;\u0152UF DE FORCE! - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/behold-luf-de-force\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Behold: L&#039;\u0152UF DE FORCE! - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00a1El huevo de la fuerza! 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