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\"\"Are the same person. Discuss.<\/p>\n

Here’s what we know about Bob Dylan’s Quinn the Eskimo<\/a> a\/k\/a The Mighty Quinn (and don’t even pull that Manfred Mann version crap on ‘Puter): “Ev’rybody’s in despair, Ev’ry girl and boy, But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, Ev’rybody’s gonna jump for joy.”<\/p>\n

Here’s what we know about the unseen Godot<\/a> from Beckett’s En Attendant Godot<\/em>. His two claimed compatriots spend much of the play speaking of Godot, but “in fact hardly know him, admitting that they would not recognise him were they to see him.” Eventually, the two compatriots descend into despair<\/a>, knowing they will not see the Godot they expect.<\/p>\n

Here’s what we know about P.E. Obama. He was a Rorschach Blot<\/a> prior to election, in which people saw what their minds predetermined he ought be. On the basis of his actions post election but prior to O-nauguration, the people who claim to have known him best now claim not to recognize him at all. Gays are furious because Obama does not support gay marriage<\/a> (and by extension on Proposition 8), and now because Rick Warren is providing a benediction at the O-nauguration<\/a>. The Leftie Wingnuts are irate <\/a>because Obama has made “centrist” (actually, center-left) appointments to his Cabinet, foreshadowing continuing on in Iraq.<\/p>\n

Short answer, Quinn the Eskimo is Obama in all his pre-election (pre-doing-anything-at-all) Hope and Changeyness, where Obama sat back and let people think they knew what he would do. Just ask the lady who thought if Obama was elected, she wouldn’t have to pay her mortgage or for gasoline anymore<\/a>. Paraphrasing, “When O the Savior’s in D.C., Everybody’s gonna ride for free!” Godot is the long expected Obama who never shows up. Ask the gays and lefties described above.<\/p>\n

Who is Obama really? Neither fully Quinn the Eskimo nor fully Godot, that much is apparent already. We’re just going to have to wait for Obama to start governing to find out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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