{"id":6961,"date":"2008-12-16T23:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T23:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=6961"},"modified":"2008-12-16T23:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T23:13:00","slug":"puterjr-advice-for-perplexed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/puterjr-advice-for-perplexed\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2019Puterjr.: Advice for the Perplexed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg5HZwmmuI\/AAAAAAAAAHU\/gWiXMCRMN2o\/s1600-h\/puterjr.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 178px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg5HZwmmuI\/AAAAAAAAAHU\/gWiXMCRMN2o\/s320\/puterjr.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280533362428517090\" \/><\/a>You remember the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/PCjr\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">IBM PCjr<\/a>, right? Well, what you didn\u2019t know is that there\u2019s a Ghettoputerjr, as well. And he&#8217;s a chip off the old fatherboard. Mr. &#038; Mrs. \u2019Puter were at a parent-teacher conference when the -teacher party bushwhacked the parent- party with their ten-year-old, fifth-grade prodigy\u2019s essay on human nature, the dance between the sexes, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Oddly, it was not received well. Turns out the harridan of a shrew of a misandrist crone* of a teacher isn\u2019t \u201cexactly the biggest fan of boys in general, and \u2019Puterjr in particular, so this really sent her over the edge.\u201d While the \u2019Puters will be speaking to their son about the appropriateness of the content, we thought we&#8217;d share it here as an advice column. Many are the pale, friendless boys on the internet who\u2019ll greedily accept the advice of \u2019Puterjr, the Love Doctor, whose name has been redacted \u201cto protect the guilty.\u201d Click on the pages if you need a larger copy.<\/p>\n<p><small>*N.B., The Volgi\u2019s characterization based on her sexism. \u2019Puter may love her. Or have taken his clan to Niagara with her and her family. Who the hell knows at this point?<\/small><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg_YZtVKlI\/AAAAAAAAAH0\/VPfB5I2KAko\/s1600-h\/puterjrpage1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg_YZtVKlI\/AAAAAAAAAH0\/VPfB5I2KAko\/s320\/puterjrpage1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280540251542334034\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg7ViwTMgI\/AAAAAAAAAHk\/mN__QRpUM8A\/s1600-h\/DOC121608(2).jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg7ViwTMgI\/AAAAAAAAAHk\/mN__QRpUM8A\/s400\/DOC121608(2).jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280535804384588290\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg6Vqe96NI\/AAAAAAAAAHc\/VELzbz2DDIc\/s1600-h\/DOC121608(3).jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_cxUyKFCg37g\/SUg6Vqe96NI\/AAAAAAAAAHc\/VELzbz2DDIc\/s400\/DOC121608(3).jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280534706947746002\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You remember the IBM PCjr, right? Well, what you didn\u2019t know is that there\u2019s a Ghettoputerjr, as well. And he&#8217;s a chip off the old fatherboard. Mr. &#038; Mrs. \u2019Puter were at a parent-teacher conference when the -teacher party bushwhacked <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/puterjr-advice-for-perplexed\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[476,518,707],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puter-jr","category-kids-these-days","category-schools"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u2019Puterjr.: Advice for the Perplexed - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/puterjr-advice-for-perplexed\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u2019Puterjr.: Advice for the Perplexed - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"You remember the IBM PCjr, right? 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