{"id":7091,"date":"2008-11-07T20:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T20:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=7091"},"modified":"2008-11-07T20:41:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T20:41:00","slug":"blog-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/blog-post\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0f58\u0f72\u0f0b\u0f62\u0f92\u0f7c\u0f51\u0f0b!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/filmdrunk.uproxx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/yeti.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 635px;\" src=\"http:\/\/filmdrunk.uproxx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/yeti.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>We&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/2008\/07\/thrice-bad-mummy.html\">mentioned<\/a> the Volgi&#8217;s fondness for <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Esau-Philip-Kerr\/dp\/3499263793\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Homo vertex<\/a><\/i> before. But given the perspective in that picture, I&#8217;m not sure if it this yeti isn&#8217;t a little more <i>homo<\/i> than <i>vertex<\/i>.  I&#8217;m telling myself he&#8217;s just dragging that guy off to devour his entrails like a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wampa\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">wampa<\/a>. But this is disturbingly close to mainstreaming &#8216;Puter&#8217;s extensive collection of gay yeti porn. Someone alert a crazy snake-handling pastor so he can start printing his <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">GOD HATES YETIS!<\/span> signs.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">No on Prop. 888! Inter-species gay marriage is a civil right!<br \/><\/span><br \/><small>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/filmdrunk.uproxx.com\/?p=5831\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Film Drunk<\/a>. And, yes, I know the yeti&#8217;s facing backwards. They could have avoided all of this by not photoshopping out his or her, um, intergluteal cleft. See, we&#8217;re keeping it classy here.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve mentioned the Volgi&#8217;s fondness for Homo vertex before. But given the perspective in that picture, I&#8217;m not sure if it this yeti isn&#8217;t a little more homo than vertex. 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