{"id":7159,"date":"2008-10-21T01:40:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T01:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=7159"},"modified":"2008-10-21T01:40:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-21T01:40:00","slug":"baby-its-cold-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/baby-its-cold-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby, It&#8217;s Cold Outside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone else noticing the slight chill in the air (here in the DC Suburbs it was below 30 degrees when I left for work this morning)??  It looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/network.nationalpost.com\/np\/blogs\/fullcomment\/archive\/2008\/10\/20\/lorne-gunter-thirty-years-of-warmer-temperatures-go-poof.aspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">some people are and it looks like we&#8217;re in for a decade or more of &#8220;global cooling&#8221;<\/a>.  But wait, what about all this global warmin&#8230;I mean, climate change you say?  (see, if you can&#8217;t get the direction of change right, just call it &#8220;change&#8221; and ignore warming or cooling).  Well, if you look at real, hard data and you don&#8217;t fudge it to fit some preconceived notion of blame, then you start getting more accurate results.  Now, I&#8217;ll be the first to say that the science of global climate modeling is difficult and we&#8217;re years away from it (we can&#8217;t even model clouds which are a large factor in the climate).  But, if you read through the article above, you&#8217;ll see that some are getting a pretty good correlation of data&#8230;and it&#8217;s not a man-made factor causing it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone else noticing the slight chill in the air (here in the DC Suburbs it was below 30 degrees when I left for work this morning)?? 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