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\"\"Governor Palin sounds exactly like Fran the Squirrel from Higglytown Heroes<\/a><\/em>. Fran the Squirrel is voiced by Edie McClurg, the actress who played Grace the Secretary in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n

Palin won the debate with regular Americans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Governor Palin sounds exactly like Fran the Squirrel from Higglytown Heroes. Fran the Squirrel is voiced by Edie McClurg, the actress who played Grace the Secretary in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Palin won the debate with regular Americans.<\/p>\n Continue reading →<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2688,2044,2687,1788,423],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edie-mcclurg","category-ferris-bueller","category-fran-the-squirrel","category-higglytown-heroes","category-sarah-palin"],"yoast_head":"\nVP Debate Takeaway: Palin - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/vp-debate-takeaway-palin\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"VP Debate Takeaway: Palin - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Governor Palin sounds exactly like Fran the Squirrel from Higglytown Heroes. 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