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\"\"<\/a>The Democrats have now adopted noted political philosophers The Rolling Stones’ unassailable logic recorded for posterity in Satisfaction<\/a><\/em>. Mr. Richards and his cohort deftly observed that “he can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me.”<\/p>\n

Applying this logic, the Democrats and their MSM minions have determined that Gov. Palin “can’t be a woman ’cause she doesn’t have the same politics as me.” Therefore, Gov. Palin must be destroyed.<\/p>\n

‘Puter pictures the Democratic Party’s equivalents of Otter and Bluto (only less thoughtful) discussing Gov. Palin and determining “that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part. We’re just the guys to do it.”<\/p>\n

And then the crazy came out. See here<\/a>. And here<\/a>. And here<\/a>. Oh, heck, just look anyplace on Daily Kos or MyDD. ‘Puter will not dignify them with a link. Use The Google if you must.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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