{"id":7597,"date":"2008-08-06T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T20:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=7597"},"modified":"2008-08-06T20:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T20:59:00","slug":"welcome-to-balmer-hon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/welcome-to-balmer-hon\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Balmer, hon."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crwflags.com\/art\/states\/md-bcity.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crwflags.com\/art\/states\/md-bcity.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>While this is an awful, apparently nationwide problem threatening to further unravel some of the most disorderly communities in America to the terrible detriment of the vulnerable and law-abiding, when we see that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/doc\/200704\/stop-snitching\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this story<\/a> takes as its basis fair Baltimore, as Washingtonians we have to say, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">of course it does<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Please note the incredible fact that the City of Baltimore <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">has its own witness-protection program<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><small>Gotta love that flag, though.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While this is an awful, apparently nationwide problem threatening to further unravel some of the most disorderly communities in America to the terrible detriment of the vulnerable and law-abiding, when we see that this story takes as its basis fair <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/welcome-to-balmer-hon\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1720],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balmer-murlin"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Welcome to Balmer, hon. - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/welcome-to-balmer-hon\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Welcome to Balmer, hon. - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"While this is an awful, apparently nationwide problem threatening to further unravel some of the most disorderly communities in America to the terrible detriment of the vulnerable and law-abiding, when we see that this story takes as its basis fair &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/welcome-to-balmer-hon\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2008-08-06T20:59:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.crwflags.com\/art\/states\/md-bcity.gif\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Confucius, \u0152c. 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