They Still Don’t Get It
On the heels of O’Donnell’s primary win in Delaware, DNC Chairman Tim Kaine said, “Today the Republican Party has shown just how far right it has moved. While Americans in Delaware and across the country are eager for both parties to work together toward solutions that move America forward, Delaware’s Tea Party Republicans have nominated a self-aggrandizing and divisive candidate who seeks to tear down the progress we’ve made to recover from failed Republican economic policies that took us to the brink of economic collapse.”
Wrong. Americans are tired of the reckless government largely centered around Congress that’s been in place for years and years. These are failed “Republican economic policies” that took us to the brink. In fact, if you look at the national deficit by year, you’ll notice that it was on a decreasing trend while the Republicans controlled Congress. Then, starting after the Democrats took control in 2006, deficits started rising again. This is before the bailouts, stimuli, and housing sector issues. And people are realizing that this kind of spending with no significant growth only means that the government is either going to go broke or raise taxes to cover itself or both.
It’s a simple message and the DNC hates to admit it, but the election in November is going to be a measure of how the people feel about President Obama, his policies and the work the democrats have done in Congress over the last four years. With the lowest supporting poll numbers, I wouldn’t wager on many in Congress.
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