G5 – Happy 5th Blogiversary – The Blogiversary Fairy Came!
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| That won’t cause nightmares! She’s really nice in person! |
Gentle Readers,
Thank you for celebrating our fifth blogiversary with us. This morning, when we awoke, we found six neatly wrapped presents from the Blogiversary Fairy™. The Blogiversary Fairy is a fairy, much like the fairies that infest J. Abbey. In this case, she brings presents to good little bloggers. Dr. J. suspects that we passed muster this year, as there were presents for each of us.
The Blogiversary Fairy is a traditionalist, and as a consequence we all received wood themed gifts.
孔夫子, Confucius, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)
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| Too bad it didn’t come with tracked changes… |
Our dear leader received an artifact of great and terrible power – The Elder Wand, yes that Elder Wand. He is currently trying to figure out who the last master was such that he may defeat him and claim the wand’s power for himself. A nice distraction from his current studies.
Gortechie
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| Or he could pawn it for $670,000; that’ll get those GorTlings through college. |
Ghettoputer
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| …and yet she must slurp up the meat juices! |
As you know, ‘Puter is a culinary wizard when he isn’t lawyering or otherwise acting as a roustabout. You also know that you can get ANYTHING in ‘Hello Kitty.’ The fairy, knowing this, brought him an Hello Kitty Cutting Board. When he gets through with the brisket, he may use it for limbs.
The Czar of Muscovy
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| Contraband ebony, not just for guitars anymore. |
Knowing that The Czar is a gun aficionado, the fairy brought him a gunstock made from ebony generously donated by Gibson Guitar CEO Harry Juszkiewicz from the stash he keeps under his bed at home and which wasn’t confiscated in the raid on Gibson by the Obama Adminstration. We thank Harry for his support.
The Inscrutible Mandarin
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| The little Dutch boy’s got nothing on Mandy. Look at those ankles! |
Mandy invented the Boot-to-the-Gut™, and it’s been a while since he’s issued one. The fairy left him these lovely Dutch clogs. Perhaps there’ll be a Clog-to-the-Gut in the near future?
Dr. J.
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| That’s no moon…wait, yeah it is, nevermind! |
If you live near the coast, you might have noticed some weirdness with the tides, well that’s Dr. J.’s present, the forest moon of Endor.
Well that wraps up the unwrapping.Thank you all for five years of loyal reading. We hope you enjoy in the many years to come.
