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Gun Control Has a Duty to Retreat

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Did you hear that the Left has totally lost the gun control argument? No? Let us catch up. For years, in nearly every location, if you wanted to carry a firearm on you, you had to have a license or … Continue reading →

Posted in Courts, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Rights, Second Amendment, Supreme Court

RE, RE, No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin received yet another email regarding this post from the other day. To the Glorious and Armed Mandarin, I apologize for writing so tardily. I just returned from an alternate dimension into which I was sympathetically transported on reading your post. … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Constitutional Law, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Gun Review, Guns, Shotguns

RE: No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin received via shortwave radio signal the following comments in response to the post No Guns Allowed. Your Mandarin snapped this picture to which theCzar commented, “What, did they run out of rob us signs?” The first comes from … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Progressives, Shotguns, Walmart

No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 16, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin aside from being a member of the National Rifle Association, is also a member of the Illinois State Rifle Association. Your Mandarin received the following informational alert concerning the new Illinois Concealed Carry law and dealing with business … Continue reading →

Posted in Boot in the Gut, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shotguns

Legal or Illegal?

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The boys and the Czar played an interesting little game this morning on the driveway while waiting for the school bus. The weather is quite chilly this morning—44°—so we did not spent much time doing physical activity; rather, we engaged … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, The Czar of Muscovy

Ignorance of History and Hidden Racism

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Typical mainstream media representative Cenk Uygur stepped in a pile of his own feces yesterday when he tweeted, evidently in response to the acquittal of George Zimmerman—who evidently will not be truly not guilty until 2016—the following: Ok, I give … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, History, Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Racism, Rant, Revisionist History, Social Media, Stupid People, Twitter

A Different July in Chicago?

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you likely have heard, Illinois became the 50th state to join reality and legalize concealed carry. To be fair, implementation of this law will take a little while yet, but already people are watching to see what happens in … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gang Violence, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Book Review: Beck’s Control

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has finished reading Glenn Beck’s latest book Control: Exposing the Truth About Guns and wanted to beat the Mandarin (a) to a book review and (b) with a hockey stick. We shall tackle (a) here today. The book … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Glenn Beck, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, READ A BOOK, Shooting, Shotguns, This book really sucks

An Island Dweller Two-Fer

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Two missives from Island Dweller worth sharing: Most exalted one,It seems the IRS agents who sang so freely about methods employed to harass and stymie conservative tax-exempt organizations in their application or renewal process have declined to identify those high-ranking … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Law Enforcement, Scandals

Quinn the Idiot

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For all the sanctimony that Democrats fly on their recently multi-colored flag, they sure are into theatrics just as much as Republicans. Maybe more so, particularly in matters of good taste. In Illinois, beleagured—and that puts it mildly—governor Pat Quinn … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

NRA Tips For Contacting Your Elected Officials

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Are you willing to stand by while you hope thatothers are doing something to protect yourrights and freedoms? Your Mandarin is a proud member of the National Rifle Association and appreciates all of the hard work that they do on … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, national rifle association, NRA, Progressives

Cutting Off Noses

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Be thankful the right-wing media is pushing this story out, because God know the rest of the media are hiding this story. An interesting analysis by Pew Research correlated two critical pieces of data: gun homicide rates are down by … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Conservatism, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Idiots, Liberals

In Which an Adorable Teen Channels The Gormogons

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…well maybe not Puter as he’s a tad ribald. This young lady from the People’s Republic of Maryland area testifies at a hearing of Maryland legislators and decimates the arguments for stricter gunlaws in 3 minutes flat. If you’re not … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, People's Republic of Maryland, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin

Mailbag: Shooting and Looting

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

These came up while the Czar was washing blood off his hands in the men’s room. First up is JAB, who pops up from the Doublewide to tell an awesome story: Dear Mr. Mandarin and Your Czarness: Reading your “Literal … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Doublewide, Economics, Firearms, Global Economy, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Island Dweller, Japan, Mailbag, North Korea, Shooting, South Korea, War

Literal Call To Arms: The Anti-Gun Freefall

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A chat at the Gormogon lobby bar the other day between Mandarin, Borepatch, and the Czar encouraged the Czar to paint this rather interesting analogy. Indeed, this might be one of the most enduring images of the debate—rather than the … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shooting

Editorial Bias Against Guns Out of Control

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Psychologists ought to be studying the strange disconnect between the Right and Left when it comes to perception of media bias. The Right has, for a long time now, been supplying fairly inarguable evidence that the news media is tilted … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Shooting, Shooting First

Copy and Paste Progressivism

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Know what has gotten to be so obvious that it has become a cliché? Progressivism. Notice how every state in the union suddenly has a bill on the table about firearms. And notice how oddly similar they all are. Americans … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Legislative Proposals, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Progressives, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

The Boy Who Muttered Something About Wolves

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Remember about thirty-five years ago, when the Sequester was going to utterly destroy societies, completely annihilate Western thought, and thoroughly split infinitives? And it didn’t happen, and the President plunged in the polls? And then he made a series of … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Firearms, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Meteorology, Sequestration, Unintended Consequences

Ammunition for the Argument

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was having dinner the other night with a police detective with whom he is well acquainted. The Czar asked if he was the one who bought up all the Czar’s ammunition. The detective smiled politely and mentioned how … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Firearms, Gun Ownership, Guns

Why Liberals Should Care About Gun Rights

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Every liberal who thinks her opinionon the Second Amendment should control‘Puter’s rights should imagine this guydeciding what her Constitutional rightsshould be, and behave accordingly. In recent days many of ‘Puter’s leftist friends have taken to Facebook, crowing about how fantastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Freedom, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity, Voting, Women

Why Gun Owners Doubt Liberals’ Motives

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s more liberal friends, which is to say every friend except his fellow Gormogons, cannot fathom why ‘Puter would be suspicious of the latest push to restrict legal gun ownership in the United States.  After all, all good and right-thinking … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Andrew Cuomo, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Gubbamint, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

New York’s Gun Control Laws Are Restrictive Enough, Gov. Cuomo

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

To most liberals, gun control means confiscation and destruction. Nothingwill satisfy liebrals except completeand total citizen disarmament. ‘Puter’s governor Andrew Cuomo is at this moment preparing to deliver his annual State of the State Address in Albany, New York. According to … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Cuomo, Concealed-Carry Laws, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, New York, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

Help Defend the Second Amendment

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Here is a quick link to a petition gathering web site for the defense of the 2nd Amendment – click here The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, NRA, Second Amendment, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting

NRA Speech Had Major Flaws

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Three things were wrong with Wayne LaPierre’s speech on behalf of the National Rifle Association. Some of us are members of the NRA, by the way, while some of us are not. Even so, and even though the NRA tends … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting

Finally: Concealed Carry in Illinois!

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine the surprise the Czar got when he found out that a federal court has not only struck down Illinois’ concealed carry ban, but has ordered the legislature to draft a new law in 180 days or less. This means … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns

Bogeyman: Why The Press Screws Up Firearm Stories

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Since the Aurora, Colorado, shootings, gun sales are up nationally, either despite the media’s fear and terror about firearms, or because of the media’s fear and terror. Firearms are the media’s biggest bogeyman. And like all bogeymen, this fear is … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Shooting, USA Today

Which Constitutional Right Kills More People: Right to Bear Arms or Right to an Abortion?

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A pregnant Mrs. The Czar, The Czar andSanta Claus (the alleged father), discussabortion rights, gun rights and the importanceof overwhelming firepower in their 2003 Christmas Card.  You should read the accompanying letter.  ‘Puter apologizes in advance to his liberal readers for using … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Abortion, Conservatism, Dirty Liberals, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Heller, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

#IfIWantedAmericaToFail – I’d insure that our kids couldn’t feed themselves…

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Apparently the Obama administration wishes to revise child labor regs such that children under 18 are restricted as to what activities they may participate in on their parents’ farms. That being said, a couple of blog posts by Rachel Campos-Duffy … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Husbandry, Big Government, Dr. J., Farmers, Government Control, Gun Ownership, I want my MTV, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, North Korea, Rachel Campos-Duffy, Real World, Sarah Palin, The Obama Amateur Hour

Stand Your Ground & The Castle Doctrine

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Gormogons have not commented much (except perhaps on Twitter) concerning the death of teenager Trayvon Martin, pending a lengthy examination of the facts—which seem to be much in dispute, due entirely in part to an over-zealous mainstream media pillage … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media Bias

More Obama vs. The Second

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative ME of AZ wrote the Czar a letter regarding his early hours screed about choosing between Obama and the Second Amendment. The Czar expected email, but this response was outstanding and perfectly crafted. Lest you think the Czar is … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizona, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Mailbag, Obama Administration, Second Amendment

Hitting the Second Amendment Fast and Furious

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Trust us in our ability to predict things. But what’s worse than the old Cassandra complex, in which you rail that no one believes your predictions until after they come true? When people tend not to listen, but then go … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Holder, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Liberal Fascism, Mitt Romney, National Review, Newt Gingrich, Obama Administration, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Yep. Absolutely Yep.

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative CN writes in with a quip so great the Czar laughed at its brilliance! Regarding your recent article, “Isn’t There Anything Bad We Can Find In This?”, here’s the headline as would be reported by gun control groups: “Teen … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mailbag

Isn’t There Anything Bad We Can Find In This?

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Seems two teenage thugs tried to commit a violent robbery of a Spartanburg, SC, Waffle House. Except a customer, packing heat, shot and killed one of the bandits as they were about to fire their weapon. The other bad guy … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Eye of Newt

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

MC writes in a binary palindromes sometimes, with a letter starting 0101 but tending in 1010. Very clever. And not only did Lincoln know someone named Kennedy, but Lincoln knew a Hanks, while Kennedy was known to sneeze into a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Borepatch, Election, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mailbag, Newt Gingrich

16th Debate, 2nd Amendment

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was interested to learn that tonight was the GOP’s sixteenth presidential debate. Yikes. Anyhow, the five remaining candidates generally did well. Santorum, Gingrich, and Perry were strong, forceful, and explicit in their views. Romney seemed a little faltering … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Second Amendment

Eh, So The Czar Can Make Mistakes

The Gormogons Posted on January 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar remembers things. He remembers the Mark Fiorino case, in which Fiorino strapped on a .40 Glock, as fully allowed by Pennsylvania law, and walked by two Philadelphia police officers. Officers immediately ordered him to surrender the weapon, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Stupidity on an Olympic Scale…

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin has taken the time out of his busy day performing experiments on replacing the creamy filling in Twinkies with a synthetic polymer – although some would say there really is no difference – to award the coveted and … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, London, Olympics, Progressives

The Czar Works A Miracle. Or Not.

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Czar is not taking any credit for this. Illinois governmental liberals want to release the names of all Illinois firearm owner identification (FOID) card holders, in order to embarrass them so they never want to own or hold … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Privacy, Second Amendment

A .30-06 for 1066? Hastings Makes Wastings

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Man, the Czar hates when people ask him to cite sources, because then we all find out what little work we actually do around here. Oh, dread and mighty Czar, I read with interest your post on the baloney reasons … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Second Amendment, Shooting

“So the Czar is a fascist?” writes a correspondent

The Gormogons Posted on June 30, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Well, no. He is a Czarist, though. The correspondent in question is not at all satisfied with the Czar’s putting the majority of the blame for Mark Fiorino’s difficulties with Philadelphia authorities at his own feet. Quoth the correspondent: I … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Jonathan Last, Law Enforcement, Second Amendment

More Guns!

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread, ominous, invincible, etc… Please explain the quirk of Illinois voting that allows a bill to have enough votes to override a veto, but not enough votes to make it to the governor? Was it shot down in committee or … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Jonathan Last

But Then, The Czar Knows His History

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

New Chicago police chief Garry McCarthy does not believe in the Second Amendment. On the subject of lax gun laws, he asked “Let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Law Enforcement, Racism

Illinois Concealed Carry Update

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Days ago, the Czar wrote to tell you that Illinois was seriously considering concealed carry. One commenter on our Twitter site thought we were a bit too optmistic, since there was no way Illinois would really consider concealed carry. Yes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois

Illinois Getting Serious About Concealed Carry

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Illinois is slowly moving toward concealed carry. Legislation is under way that will allow Illinois residents, 21 and over and in good legal standing, the ability to carry concealed. On the one hand, this is good news for Illinois residents; … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Steinberg’s Shot Neither Left Nor Right, But In The Dirt

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Chicago Sun-Times is one of those odd papers whose reporting tends to lean quite conservative, but they instead stock themselves with as many bleeding liberals as featured columnists. It gets trippy if you aren’t used to it. One of … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Love Boat

FOIA + FOID = FUBAR

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Sometimes the Czar doesn’t even get a chance to become enraged. For example, the Czar found out recently that there was a movement afoot to release names of Illinois firearm identification holders to the public. Evidently, the Associated Press—for reasons … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Stupid People, Stupidity, Unintended Consequences

Denial Is Never Truth

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Jeez, really? The Czar feels like ‘Puter here: he has developed astigmatism from rolling his eyes at an E.J. Dionne, Jr. essay. Is it tragically under-researched? Is it intended to be a visceral reaction rather than a logical construct? Is … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberals, Media Bias, Washington Post - WaPo

Letters: Damn Glocks!

The Gormogons Posted on January 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Oh mighty and fearsome Czar, As I listen to all the posturing by politicians in the aftermath of the Tucson tragedy about gun control it brings to mind the old saying “if you’re a carpenter the solution to every problem … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mailbag

More Guns on TV…

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin has received yet another epistle regarding the posts Programming Note and Guns On TV from Gormogon operative and all around swell guy BG: Honored Mandarin – To believe that an irrational liberal (I know, redundant) will come to … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Hollywood liberals, Liberal Fascism, Television

Warning Shots! Какая страна!

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Long Island man Arrested For Defending Home With AK-47 reads the headline. Although the picture shows AKM rifles, not ’47s. And the video clip shows a shotgun. With no photo or video of the actual weapon, who knows what the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun Ownership, Guns

EPA Wants to Ban Lead In Bullets (UPDATED!)

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, the Czar does not believe that this will “seal the fate of Democrats” in November, but he does agree that a proposed EPA ban on lead bullets is beyond asinine. Today, many shooting ranges prohibit the use of lead … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership

A polite society

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 22, 2010

More guns in law-abiding hands mean less crime. The District of Columbia proves the point.Reading most press accounts, one would be forgiven for thinking Armageddon had arrived after the Supreme Court struck down the District’s handgun ban in 2008. Predictions … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Crime, D.C., Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Murder, Second Amendment

When a stranger calls

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 7, 2010

Very well done. Via Jonah. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Chicago Gun Ban Shot Down?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 1, 2009

The United States Supreme Court agreed yesterday to hear the case of McDonald vs. Chicago. This case seeks to overturn Chicago’s 27 year-old ban on handgun ownership. Of course gun rights advocates are elated that the SCOTUS is going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Guns and Ammo Update

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 29, 2009

From the 8/28/2009 NRA-ILA Grassroots Alert: The 2009 “Firearms Law & The Second Amendment Symposium” will be held on Saturday, September 12, at Northwestern University Law School, in Chicago, Illinois. This event will be sponsored by The NRA Foundation and … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Heller

Thoughts on Thune

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 22, 2009

By now you have heard that the Thune provision—which would have allowed legitimate concealed-carriers to carry concealed firearms in all 50 states—was defeated. There were no surprises in who voted for or against the provision; ayes or noes were a … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Caveat Emptor

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2009 by The MandarinJune 22, 2009

The NRA-ILA has recently sent out a Grassroots Alert detailing the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives’ efforts to question gun owners in states bordering Mexico regarding recent purchases. Their reasoning for the inquiries was that the weapons purchased … Continue reading →

Posted in BATFE, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Mexico, NRA, Pastry, Twinkies

NRA v. Chicago

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2009 by The MandarinJune 5, 2009

From the latest NRA-ILA news alert: Fairfax, Va. – Today, the National Rifle Association filed a petition for certiorari to the U.S. Supreme Court in the case of NRA v. Chicago. The NRA strongly disagrees with yesterday’s decision issued by … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Doctrine, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Joyce Foundation, NRA, Self Defense

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