Created by Chris Kolmar and our new friends at Movoto and also featured at Geeks are Sexy: The nice thing about pocket dimensions is that they’re bigger on the inside… h/t Movoto.com Dr. J.
Continue reading →College in the age of the 13th Imam, PBUH! Gentle Reader, The Czar, our self-styled merry prankster has gotten each of us more than once. The cherry in ‘Puter’s Manhattan, hilarious stuff! Dr. J., as an act of revenge, pranked … Continue reading →
The Metric System….for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for 10,000 years. Dr. J., for a physician and scientist, is strangely comfortable with the Imperial Measurements. He leaves his cc’s, milligrams, meters per second and … Continue reading →
…or, per The Czar’s request, some cartoon pony thing for you to gush over. Look for a full review of Thor: The Dark World tonight! Dr. J.
Continue reading →As the resident physician, scientist and dabbler in economics, Dr. J. was most amused by this joke matrix: Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, “That’s no moon, that’s yo mama!” Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J. just caught wind of this excerpt of a Benedict Cumberbatch (BBC Sherlock, Star Trek Into Darkness, Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug) interview on Jimmy Fallon, and it made both him and the Lil Resident howl with laughter. In it, … Continue reading →
A handy dandy flowchart to bashing your least favorite research studies: This sort of thing helps us out with Saturday posts. h/t geeksaresexy.com Dr. J.
Continue reading →The Castle is looking to hire a new IT guy or gal, given our processing needs and our desire to digitize our archives, now that our archivist is gainfully employed elsewhere and getting married. Dr. J. received this resume in … Continue reading →
As you recall, because it only just happened, the Gormogons have been ruminating over their memories of the AMC motor company (which stood the American Motor Company motor company, apparently). For you youngsters, AMC was a car company that made … Continue reading →
Sometimes your Gormogon overlords take a break from scheming, plotting and our daily machinations to discuss ephemera around the Castle water cooler… Today’s topic of debate: The Gremlin vs. The Pacer At least we could all agree on the denim … Continue reading →
Ladies, have you dreamed of dating a tall, shiny, time traveling sentient robot? Mr. Abrams, I’m ready for my lens flare! If you do, it may be worth your time learning to speak in his native tongue: GorT, you can … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, You are familiar with Lady J., Dr. J.’s beautiful Cavalier, who is resting next to him as he pens this missive. You may not be familiar with the fact that he’s owned (or been owned by) three cats … Continue reading →
Don’t listen to D-Day, you want a balance of small and large caps from both domestic and international companies. Flounder (yes, we really called him Flounder), Dr. J.’s fraternity brother from his days back at Ivy U. is a partner … Continue reading →
Conservative twitter great, future senator from the great state of South Carolina, and Friend of the Gormogons Bruce Carroll, aka @GayPatriot posted this on his twitter feed: Just when you thought it was safe to go the doctor… #ObamaCareNado: http://t.co/uxEY5HIdYQ— … Continue reading →
Yeah, the greatest straight-to-cable cinematic experience since Children of Dune, and you think we weren’t going to comment on it? Dr. J.’s simply been very busy… Any movie where the shark jumps the original shark jumper himself, Robbie ‘Cousin Oliver‘ … Continue reading →
Dr. J. caught this on his morning trawl through teh interwebz and found this fun piece on io9: This is a political map of Pangea using modern nation borders. Dr.J. not only finds the idea of beachfront property in Tibet tantalizing … Continue reading →
Also sprach Czar-a-thustra: In the end, the President will be tarnished but not damaged—like Reagan in the Iran-Contra affair (although the level of Obama’s probable involvement and complicity was quite different than Reagan’s). Quite true. Despite the kind but feebleminded … Continue reading →
A long distance dedication to The Czar. You may recall Dr. J.’s nickname for press secreatary Jay Carney. Well, the Mouth of Sauron™ is now a LEGO mini figure. Callou Callay, oh Frabjous Day! Dr. J.
Continue reading →…since we’ve posted anything My Little Pony or Cthulhu. My Lil Cthulhu…Devoured Souls are Magic! Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dear The Czar: No, not him, the other guy. Michael, the one from Billings, Montana. Warmest Regards, Dr. J. Dr. J.
Continue reading →This has been making the rounds on Facebook: We cannot vouch for any rogue midichorines, however… Dr. J. has never met, let alone been in the same timezone as Deviant Artist ~Hearte42‘s bride, he swears! Dr. J.
Continue reading →Remember all of those articles likening President Obama to a Vulcan (e.g. Spock from Star Trek to those not in the know)? Well George Takei posted this picture of Michelle Obama on his Facebook page: Michelle, apparently, has taken to … Continue reading →
If you HATE Star Trek spoilers…GO AWAY! Read a ‘Puter ‘Polemic against ‘Pee Jay Dionne or such. OK, we cool? After much leaking, Paramount revealed the villain in Star Trek – Out of Darkness as Harrison. Who!?!?!? Some red shirt ensign … Continue reading →
Our apologies folks, apparently Dat Ho or Sleestak let ‘Puter roam free past the Leapin’ Peacock and he ended up on a four day bender. Apparently somewhere around the 47th hour, he was on Mars trying to get the rover … Continue reading →
I’m pretty sure this isn’t how the Romneys and Ryans were planning on celebrating… h/t National Review Online Dr. J.
Continue reading →Gentle Readers, Your Gormogons are gearing up for tonight’s Halloween Party at the Castle. Dr. J. only felt it appropriate to share with you, our readers and fans, how we will be dressing for the festivities. Dr. J. your Royal … Continue reading →
The great ScottO who like Dr. J., did his civic duty today writes: Dear Dark Doctor, Granted, I’m not in the medical profession, but that article about inaprovaline contained a couple of facts that caused me concern. In the paragraph … Continue reading →
The Lil Resident is a fan of the 10th doctor and several of the Disney Princesses (particularly Belle, as she’s neither a trustafarian nor an uneducated lout). So this mashup was something that Dr. J. thought his little Sith Princess … Continue reading →
One of Dr. J.’s chums other than Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend™ put this up on their timeline: Apparently the Most Interesting Man in the World was not always that interesting, and just an extra… Dr. J.
Continue reading →Did you get Dragon Magazine™ back in the day? You know you did. And where did you go first? The Dragonmirth section with all the funny cartoons. You know you did. Well, Dork Tower was one of those cartoons, and … Continue reading →
孔夫子 a.k.a. Confucius, our Œcumenical Volgi (the Notorious ŒV) has been conspicuously absent of late, especially given that he wrote the first post on our esteemed website. Well, the first in a wibbly, wobbly, timey-wimey sort of way, anyway. Well, Dr. J.’s dark … Continue reading →
The site will be Dr. J. lite in all likelihood for the next week or so as Clan J. moves out of the urban flat which we occupied for the last four months, and into the palatial ‘J. Abbey.’ Dr. … Continue reading →
Dr. J. picked this up on the InterStellar Network feed: Like Shakespeare, Rent is better in Klingon than in translation. h/t The Daily What – TDW Geek Dr. J.
Continue reading →2-1B is more than a medical droid, he does much of Dr. J.’s butchering and other mundane culinary prep work on the weekends. The Lil Medstudent was enjoying a plate of bacon for breakfast before heading off to the Jedi … Continue reading →
What has fair Katherina been doing lately? h/t – Not Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend, someone else… Dr. J.
Continue reading →She even had companions and prior companions… Rumor has it, Helen Mirren would be willing to play a Time Lord… h/t – SWFBF Dr. J.
Continue reading →The Mars rover Curiosity has landed and has already discovered life. Below is one of the first pictures relayed from the probe!*†‡ Excuse me, but you parked on my Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator… * Image found on the Chuck … Continue reading →
Dr. J. was listening to the PM AM talk-radio guy last night, and of course discussion of Chick-Fil-A appreciation day was the order of the day. During his show, he played this song, written by Tim Hawkins as a tribute … Continue reading →
Friends don’t let friends drink spirits on the rocks. A public service announcement by the Council for Neat Spirit Consumption Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J. only thought it looked fair to take a peek into what Microsoft has to offer three years from now. C: /> 9 (2015) What’s old is new again. The folks at The Verge have posted a timeline of … Continue reading →
Yet another sign of the looming apocalypse. Dr. J. was listening to the New Atlantis AM AM guy on the radio today on the drive to work, and this Businessweek article became the target of ridicule. Apparently the Yankee Candle … Continue reading →
Wrong, so very wrong… The Tony Stark/Pinkie Pie comparison is disturbingly spot on. h/t My Little Brony Dr. J.
Continue reading →From SMBC-Comics.com: Actually, there doesn’t appear to be an official stance by the Catholic Church on D&D or other RPGs…but it’s still funny. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Image by Mr. Pinko at iOwnTheWorld.com via American Thinker The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century. The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet … Continue reading →
Dr. J.’s been really busy at work and packing his house for a move, so he apologizes for a lack of posts. Fred is probably grateful, but whatever. h/t – Dr. J.’s Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend Dr. J.
Continue reading →Operative R2DT writes in: Dear Dr. J., Though I enjoy a Toby Keith song as much as the next beer-drinking-Texas (sic.), I have an alternative ‘Obama 2012’ campaign theme song for your review. It’s a little ditty by The Gaddabouts, … Continue reading →
Please excuse the typo. Apparently bronies can’t spell. Dr. J. suspects that President Buchanan wasn’t gay, but rather a brony. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Were Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. to produce more offspring, our birth plan might require a flight to Taiwan for the delivery. While it might affect that child’s ability to run for president of the United States, it would be … Continue reading →
Today is May the Fourth. Your Gormogons, along with your president would like to wish you a happy and blessed Cinco de Quatro: And May the 4th be with you! Dr. J.
Continue reading →Lil Med Student loved the game…and can’t wait for the big screen presentation. Dr. J.
Continue reading →More Pony pr0n for our brony readers. h/t Kennedy Craig Smith @TheKennedySmith Dr. J.
Continue reading →This mailbag has quite a rash of pictures associated with it. Consequently, Dr. J. had to insert some filler to get them below his mailbag icon. Myrmidon Wrangler DT Writes: Dr. the J, I can handle the OWS crowd. I … Continue reading →
Operative JS writes in under the subject header ‘From a children’s hospital’: Hello, kind sirs. I wasn’t sure if you’d seen the following, so I thought I would share it with you. God Bless, Operative J S P.S. Just looked, … Continue reading →
Dr. J. and the Lil Med Students were building a new Lego set on Monday. It was the escape pod that C3PO and R2D2 used to flee the Tantive IV at the beginning of Star Wars (Episode IV). So when … Continue reading →
It’s been my experience that Senators are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns… and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those funds. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Maybe it’s just because Confucius is incredibly old, but he’s kind of shocked by the number of people taken aback by Foster Friess’s unearthing that ancient joke, and moreover that so many people are worked up about it. The thing … Continue reading →
Dr. J. is really having a bad day…force lightning unleashed, hate flowing, you know the drill…now get back to work, unless you are one of our minions attending CPAC on our behalf…(I mean you @mbernadette and @m_mcaualy, go get root-beer … Continue reading →
How you document your donut eating says even more about you than your choice of donut… h/t – Some friend of a friend on Facebook. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J. used to work in a comic book store as a youth. Just humor him. It’s been a long week. h/t geeksaresexy.com Ok. Ok. I’ll put the Batman one up too. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Mandy’s subconscious mind-control ray is now firing on all pistons, as you can see by this small field test on Garry B. Trudeau, the author or Doonesbury: Hello Kitty today, GOP talking points tomorrow…muah…ha…ha…ha… Dr. J.
Continue reading →The Garden State is a rich and varied state made up of diverse cultures, kinda like Yugoslavia… Growing up in the Philadelphia area as a yout’ Dr. J. saw New Jersey as two states: North Jersey vs. South Jersey609 vs. … Continue reading →
Lovely smackdown of Occupy socialists and corporatist capitalists. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →All of your Gormogons were toddlers once (and some would posit that ‘Puter still is one), and all of your Gormogons have experienced the joy that is raising toddlers. Their sense of wonder and curiosity, their innocence, and their innate … Continue reading →
Dr. J. wanted to share this lil Christmas Special with our Gentle Readers… Well worth the 3 minutes of your otherwise productive day… h/t The Daily What Dr. J.
Continue reading →A schoolmate posted this on his Facebook page: …and because Dr. J. can’t get this song out of his head, you must suffer with him. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J.’s biggest complaint regarding the electronic medical record is that it can ‘cut and paste.’ This time saving feature has the potential to cause and propagate errors if you are the sole provider (e.g. private practice physician) using that … Continue reading →
Dr. J. likes Doctor Who. This Venn Diagram neatly summarizes why. h/t – www.geeksaresexy.com * – aka Adipose Dr. J.
Continue reading →We, the 99% of indigenous persons of the Western Hemisphere wish to protest the 1% of European hegimons for their unwanted incursions onto our soil, bringing us the tripartite evils of small pox, Christianity, and capitalism. Take our syphilis and … Continue reading →
Check out this bit. Pretty darn amusing, well done. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this … Continue reading →
Dr. J. saw this and thought of ‘Puter’s Gay Marriage Debate here and on twitter. BTW, if you aren’t following us on twitter, you should be. Doctor’s orders! h/t Geeksaresexy.com Dr. J.
Continue reading →I saw this on a friend’s Facebook site and it made me laugh. For the most part I find this farirly accurate in a nerdy kind of way. Click image to embiggen. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ … Continue reading →
The rarely comforting Uncle Jay gives you reason to pause this Sunday morning. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and … Continue reading →
…or Dat Ho or Sleestak has been selling some vehicles for cash. Because I’m pretty sure the Czar and ’Puter own or have owned at least three of these vans. We took their keys away. Also, because Vince over there … Continue reading →
Dit M. le Docteur Beauli. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →So the Twitter world is all a buzz with the death of Osama bin Laden. Your Gormogons have been recognized as a solid contributor to this. However, I have to give props to the most entertaining one I’ve seen: On … Continue reading →
This classic piece is well-illustrated here: Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Original here. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Hope it was a good time. Cute song: Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Via Terry Teachout. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →…while the kids bring up the bread, wine, and birthday cake! From the great Dr. Boli. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Alas, law enforcement stopped him just short… CHICAGO (CBS) – Even though it was snowing, it was apparently not too cold for one man who was arrested after people saw him running around wearing nothing but socks and carrying a … Continue reading →
Thanks, Katō! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
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