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RE, RE, No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin received yet another email regarding this post from the other day. To the Glorious and Armed Mandarin, I apologize for writing so tardily. I just returned from an alternate dimension into which I was sympathetically transported on reading your post. … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Constitutional Law, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Gun Review, Guns, Shotguns

RE: No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin received via shortwave radio signal the following comments in response to the post No Guns Allowed. Your Mandarin snapped this picture to which theCzar commented, “What, did they run out of rob us signs?” The first comes from … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Progressives, Shotguns, Walmart

No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 16, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin aside from being a member of the National Rifle Association, is also a member of the Illinois State Rifle Association. Your Mandarin received the following informational alert concerning the new Illinois Concealed Carry law and dealing with business … Continue reading →

Posted in Boot in the Gut, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shotguns

Book Review: Beck’s Control

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has finished reading Glenn Beck’s latest book Control: Exposing the Truth About Guns and wanted to beat the Mandarin (a) to a book review and (b) with a hockey stick. We shall tackle (a) here today. The book … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Glenn Beck, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, READ A BOOK, Shooting, Shotguns, This book really sucks

More Not Mocking

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Very alert and long-time follower mastermind EC writes in: Okay: This is much ado about nothing, but four points: 1. President Obama is depicted firing an over and under shotgun. Why is there a wisp of smoke about 8″ back … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Firearms, Guns, Shooting, Shooting First, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

Do Not Laugh at the President; Verily It Annoys Him

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

See? The President is too macho and tough! Like Reagan! Even though we were told that there were no pictures of the President shooting, suddenly someone comes up with one in the same amount of time it would take to … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Firearms, Guns, Shooting, Shooting First, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

How to Prepare Skeet

The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This morning, we have a pair of emails to answer. First up is JAB, who scribbles in from the Double-Wide to point out that she totally missed the Czar’s warning about writing in to correct him. Your Czarness: I fear … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Hunting, Mailbag, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shotguns

Shooting Skeet, Or Shooting Bull

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

RKB writes into the Czar with an appropriately supplicating tone: Oh great and dreadful Czar, She isn’t using a pump shotgun, which tells the Czar she knows about shooting clays. Bet she knows the President lied about his experiences based … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

Revealed: Media Lying About Assault Rifle (Maybe Not)

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Essential Update at the end Well, now that Americans have forgotten about Sandy Hook and are all excited excited excited for the President’s inauguration tomorrow (Obama 2.0? More like Obama 1.1), okay, well, now the story is getting out that … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting, Shotguns, The Inscrutable Mandarin, The Mandarin

Obama’s Paper Tiger Target

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For those of you who read our site here, but do not follow us on Twitter, you might be wondering what our reactions to the ObamaScare report were. “No, no, Jimmy!” Relax—it’s a Photoshop, Mr. President. Briefly: a tremendous waste … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Firearms, Government Control, Gun control, Guns, Shooting, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

When Seconds Count

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A big welcome back to LTC Dan, from whom we have not received a message in far, far too long. We appreciate the Colonel’s presence here at the Castle, and are most interested in his question: Sir, I found “Reading … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Friend of Gormogons, Gang Violence, Guns, Law Enforcement, Mailbag, Second Amendment, Shooting, Shotguns

The Pathetic Media

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Tying up some loose ends here. The last two weeks, thanks to the Portland shooter, the Sandy Hook shooter, and the New York firefighter assassin, have triggered a hypocritical caterwauling from the liberal progressives about removing guns completely from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting, Shotguns

Finally: Concealed Carry in Illinois!

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine the surprise the Czar got when he found out that a federal court has not only struck down Illinois’ concealed carry ban, but has ordered the legislature to draft a new law in 180 days or less. This means … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns

High Capacity Magazine Ban Legislation: Dems Continue To Display Their Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter stole this picture from Czar’swedding album. Just out of the frameis GorT sporting the newest in plasmapowered portable rail guns. Liberal coastal elites’ willful and inexplicable ignorance on all things bang-stick-y is showing again. Democrats in the House and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Duck Hunting, Gubbamint, Gun control, Guns, Hunting, Liberal Idiots, New Jersey, Shotguns, United States Senate

The First Dying Gasps of Gun Control

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar attended an open house for an outdoor rifle and pistol range this weekend, much as he has done for the last few years. This particular weekend though found the place overwhelmed with attendees. Yeah, this event is crowded … Continue reading →

Posted in Fast and Furious, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Guns, Second Amendment, Shotguns

Boomstick Review

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 27, 2009

Your Czar and the Mandarin spent a gloriously sunny day in not unscenic Bonfield, Illinois, taking in the Illinois State Rifle Association’s open house. Nice event: everything from handguns to rifles to shotguns to muzzle loaders to archery…if it shoots, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun Review, Guns, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

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