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Mailbag

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2014 by GorTJuly 9, 2014

It’s been a while since GorT has done a mailbag dump (man, that sounds like something ‘Puter would say). Item 1 – maybe shockingly to the Czar, Borepatch writes into the silver robot with the followin: Great writeup. I completely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter ain't always right, Mailbag, The Czar of Muscovy

Do Not Lower the Guard

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was leafing through the Muscovy Crier the other day, looking for the police blotter so he can see which neighbors’s teens got pinched for public intoxication when he spotted a comment about local voting turnout. The Czar immediately … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Election, Republicans, The Czar of Muscovy, Voting

Lots of Gun News

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A falcon left a dead mouse on our windowsill yesterday. As the Czar went to flick it off the sill down into the guest parking lot, the Czar noticed a small note tied to its leg. Indeed, the note read … Continue reading →

Posted in Birds, Courts, Firearms, Guns, Mailbag, Second Amendment, Supreme Court, The Czar of Muscovy, U.S. Constitution

Keeping Them Rolling

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Click to make larger. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in #pajamaboy, Merry Christmas, ObamaCare, The Czar of Muscovy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Twitter

#pajamaboy Takes On Gun Control

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Click on the picture to embiggen… Dr. J.

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Posted in #pajamaboy, 'Puter, Gun control, pistol, Suck It Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

The Great Gormogon Turkey Challenge

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, thanks to time travel, we were able to hold our First Annual Turkey Contest yesterday. And the results were about what you would expect. As you know, all of us Gormogons are superlative cooks in at least one area … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Legal or Illegal?

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The boys and the Czar played an interesting little game this morning on the driveway while waiting for the school bus. The weather is quite chilly this morning—44°—so we did not spent much time doing physical activity; rather, we engaged … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, The Czar of Muscovy

This and That

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Mark Spahn, of West Seneca, NY, writes in to advise us that he has cleverly changed positions. Not politically, but physically: (Actually, I am farther from Lackawanna than from the geospatial center of West Seneca. Adjust your cruise missile targeting … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

What We Read

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The other day, we all received one of the best question we have ever received. The Czar makes this claim because all six of us were quite excited by the nature of the question: To the Gracious, Learned, Infallible, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, GorT, Mailbag, Suck It Czar, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Building Something Together

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar would never have imagined writing the next sentence. We spent an enjoyable and leisurely evening building furniture yesterday. Indeed, we even left a slam-bang wonderful pool party in a well-appointed house with home-cooked Mexican and Puerto Rican food … Continue reading →

Posted in Building Stuff, The Czar of Muscovy

Dialogues and Analects, OR Mailbag- cc edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

He looks nothing like that in real life. Mark Spahn, the Lord Ruler of West Seneca, New York and frequent writer took a deep interest in Dr. J.’s Thought for the Day last week, ( 子曰無欲速無見小利欲速則不達 – for anyone who wanted to … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Confucius, Mentors, Minions, Organic Chemistry, Philosophy, The Czar of Muscovy, Volgi

In Which ‘Puter Rantily Bludgeons NYT’s Editors For A Most Stunning Display Of Dipshittery, Student Loan Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)learned all she needed to know abouteconomic theory selling tax-free boozeand cigarettes on The Rez.Sen. Warren also claims to have watchedaghast as Gen. Whitside slaughtered herpeople at Wounded Knee Creek in 1890. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s your … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bailout, Banking, Economic policy, Economics, Education, Gubbamint, Liberal Idiots, Massachusetts, New York Times - NYT, Rant, The Czar of Muscovy

G5 – Happy 5th Blogiversary – The Blogiversary Fairy Came!

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

That won’t cause nightmares! She’s really nice in person! Gentle Readers, Thank you for celebrating our fifth blogiversary with us. This morning, when we awoke, we found six neatly wrapped presents from the Blogiversary Fairy™. The Blogiversary Fairy is a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., Gormogons Anniversary, GorT, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi

G5 – Happy 5th Blogiversary

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Something special for our 5th anniversary? How about a picture we have not uploaded before? Here you are! This is us on the National Mall—see the Lincoln Memorial?—we took back in 1994. From left, there’s Sleestak, Ghettoputer F.X. Gormogon, GorTechie … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, Gormogons Anniversary, GorT, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi

Mailbag – Peter and Paul Edition

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers: One could misconstrue The Czar’s posting of the magnificent Operative BG’s transmission as him running his own version of PRISM on your other Gormogons, but the reality is that BG’s communication, like many receive is an open letter … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Infighting, Medical Ethics, Medicare, ObamaCare, The Czar of Muscovy

More and More Czar, the Final Day

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar once cut off the entire left side of a guy’s body, but he’s all right now. There are some things the Czar is good at that most folks might not have expected. These include: —Dishwashing. The Czar enjoys … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

Getting to Know the Czar Better, Day 9

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar’s first job was, well, Czar. The Czar has been around almost 750 years and in that time has learned many languages, worked on many skills, seen considerable amounts of history, and read many books. But there are some … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

Flag Day with the Czar

The Gormogons Posted on June 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, as you know, is Flag Day. Although the Czar was born several centuries ago in the steppes of Russia, he was quick to follow the progress of the American Revolution. We came to this country in 1776 and have … Continue reading →

Posted in american exceptionalism, Holidays, Patriotism, The Czar of Muscovy

A Czar Birthday, Day 7

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A scene from last year’s birthday celebration. Your own birthday was probably something similar. Today is the Czar’s birthday. He expects nor requires any well wishes from you types, as he is well aware how difficult it is to find … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

Dog Star, Day 6

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By now, you all know about little Sally, our sad little dog who is scared of many things. Sally, just the cutest little Shetland Sheepdog We are big proponents of animal rescue. Not just because it saves the lives of … Continue reading →

Posted in Sally, The Czar of Muscovy

All Things Czar, Day 5

The Gormogons Posted on June 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, we get to know the Царевич, our 8-year-old who celebrated his birthday two days ago. The Czar and the Boy catch up with the Okhrana’s latest and woefully inept gossip. These are the stoops who told us Romney would … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

De Rerum Natura Czar, Day 4

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today we will spend a little time with the Czar’s 10-year-old. Serf’s up! Here we are waiting for the borzois to come out while our neighbors watch. As the elder of the two boys, he receives the special title Цесаревич. … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

The Царица, or Day 3 With the Czar

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, the Czar will tell you all about his beloved Царица, who is better than a queen. A царица is like an empress, but is a much better shot. Here she is, and she is wonderful. The Царица teaches little … Continue reading →

Posted in Mrs. The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

Getting to Know the Czar, Day 2

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Welcome back. The Czar has, we hope, convinced you that he is a nice enough and ordinary guy like yourself. Or girl. No, the Czar is not a nice and ordinary girl. This introduction is a total failure. All right: … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

Visit the Czar, Day 1

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It gets exhausting trying to list the many ways liberals, Democrats, and progressives annoy the Czar and make life difficult for normal folks. The Czar thought he would perhaps take a break from exposing stupid people and spend some time … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

Czar’s Mom and an Angry Takedown

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar’s mother hates to visit the dacha because we make her stay in the guest room (хижины где свинья спит когда он болен, as we call it), so Sunday we went to her place. The Czar has a cousin … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Libertarianism, The Czar of Muscovy

A Prescription for Dog Ownership

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When Dr. J. was on the road last week, the latest AHA guidelines were published to great media fanfare. Indeed you, Gentle Reader, probably saw something in the news. Dr. J. decided to review the guidelines and share his reflections on … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barry the Manticore, Cardiovascular Disease, Cholesterol, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J., GorT, Health care, Hypertension, Mandarin, Mrs. Dr. J., Pets, Sally, The Czar of Muscovy, Volgi

Jay Carney now has a Lego Minifig

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A long distance dedication to The Czar. You may recall Dr. J.’s nickname for press secreatary Jay Carney. Well, the Mouth of Sauron™ is now a LEGO mini figure. Callou Callay, oh Frabjous Day! Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J. Style, Humor, Lego, Lord of the Rings, The Czar of Muscovy, Tolkien

Up the Academy: An Academic’s Response to The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Ivory Tower’s a nice place to visit, come by, have a spot of tea. Dr. J. loved The Czar’s thoughtful analysis of Big Skool. He is right in that the tides are slowly turning as the Baby Boomers who … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Dr. J., Euro-Elitist Academics, Generations, Ivory Tower, Medical Education, The Czar of Muscovy, Universities

Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset, Sunriiiise…

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The middle-aged Sith Lord would retort, “I won’t cut the blanket, simply cover my feet when its cold and my head when its bright. .” Dr. J. actually likes Daylight Savings Time. Your Gormogons don’t always agree with each other, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, American Indians, Daylight Saving Time, Gormogon Infighting, GorT, Ingalls, Sith Lord, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

More Czar Traditions

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

‘Puter nailed this article to the Czar’s locked bedroom door, in hopes we saw it. We had not, and indeed we are creeped out a little by it…only because it was nailed to the inside of our locked door. Most … Continue reading →

Posted in Lent, The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

No Thanks, Already

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you know, the Czar was born halfway through the 13th Century and has seen much. So have his parents, who are ridiculously ancient. Anyway, his sainted parents are looking to move to a retirement community, which they should have … Continue reading →

Posted in Parents, The Czar of Muscovy

Damn, they found him…

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

We’re not saying where Amelia is… As far as dynasties go, the Plantagenets were certainly style over substance. Henry II contributed to codifying the law, but got away with murder. Yes, yes, we know all he said was, “I’m so … Continue reading →

Posted in England, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Parking Lots, Plantagenet, Revisionist History, Richard III, The Czar of Muscovy

Jindal Agrees With The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Have you read Governor Bobby Jindal’s kick-in-the-pants speech from Charlotte? Read the whole thing, especially if you want to have a really good day. In the speech, Gov. Jindal lists seven things that Republicans need to do to win elections. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bobby Brady Jindal, Election Results, Republicans, The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy, What is to be done?

If Darth Vader Was the Czar’s Grandma

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It would have been much like this. VERY much like this: The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated … Continue reading →

Posted in Star Wars, The Czar of Muscovy

Spend Christmas Eve With the Czar!

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

 Greetings. cretins! Today is Рождественский сочельник, or Christmas Eve. This is a big deal for people with Slavic blood; in fact, outsiders might think that Christmas Eve is a bigger deal than Christmas Day for Slavs. This is understandable: Christmas … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Merry Christmas, Mrs. The Czar, The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

First Aid – Gormogon Style

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Our friend Fred Woodbridge (@fwoodbridge) inquired as to if your Gormogons could recommend a first aid kit. Before Dr. J. could get cracking, The Czar penned this interoffice memo: Here is what the Czar does.  He goes to Wal-Mart or … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., First Aid, Health care, The Czar of Muscovy

Foreign Policy Begins At Home

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to follow up on The Czar’s outstanding commentaries about Europe and Syria. Regarding Europe, the ‘One World Government Utopians’ would be the first to tell you that we are destined to be a united world with … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, China, Energy, Mars, Star Trek, Syria, The Czar of Muscovy, Turkey

Not The Czar’s Christmas Lights…

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Volgi’s…maybe… Dr. J.

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Posted in Gangnam Style, Lightbulbs, Merry Christmas, The Czar of Muscovy, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Turkey, it’s what’s for dinner

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving from your Gormogon Overlords! Rather than gather in the castle feast hall, we travel to points hither and yon to break bread with family. Nevertheless, it is wondered It is often wondered what the Gormogons make for Thanksgiving Dinner: Volgi: … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Dr. J., GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Sigh. More Gormogon History

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in: Your immenseness: A carrier piegon from my esteemed associate currently in the Belly of the Beast has just landed bearing a message expressing wonderment at COMCENTCOM Allen’s prowess with a keyboard (and possibly another instrument). My … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Freemasons, History, Island Dweller, Prince Tochmas, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

A Break from Island Dweller

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, reader CC writes in: Hi Czar, Or is it theczar? I have been reading your blog for a couple of months now, and only just today, saw your picture. I have one question. Over your lower lip, is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, The Czar of Muscovy

This Means Minion War! And a Suggestion.

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Minions fighting. DT writes in: Your Magnificence, I write to you in outrage at the Island Dweller’s latest missive to Your Furriness, specifically, he refers to you as, “Your August Majesty”. I have airborne ballet-trained Myrmidons on the way to … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Minion, Minions, Polls, The Czar of Muscovy

Saturday

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A decent Saturday afternoon. Four-and-a-half acres of wooded, private property. Decent beer. Hot dogs cooked over a five-foot fire pit. We taught a group of kids how to display and fold a flag correctly; Царевич and his buddy did the … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy

Introducing Lady J.

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Czar loves puppies…Dr. J. is sure he’s coveting… Dr. J. has been up to his eyeballs this week. On Sunday, we added a new member to the J. Clan. Namely Lady J. Lady J. is a Cavalier King Charles … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lady J., Mrs. Dr. J., New Atlantis, Puppies, The Czar of Muscovy

Trick or Treat – Castle Edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Your Gormogons are gearing up for tonight’s Halloween Party at the Castle. Dr. J. only felt it appropriate to share with you, our readers and fans, how we will be dressing for the festivities. Dr. J. your Royal … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, GorT, Halloween, Humor, Iron Man, Pope Don't Float, Sith Lord, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

The Czar Lost in Happy Memories Again

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert and poised-for-instant-Kung Fu-action operative MS writes in: Your most illustrious majesty: I watched only the first 10 minutes or so of last night’s debate before I was able to discern its rough course: Dear Leader: “This nation/me (priority frequently … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, China, Debate, Economic policy, Election, Foreign Policy, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Military, Mitt Romney, Prince Tochmas, The Czar of Muscovy

About Barry the Manticore

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time operative BG carefully stacked millions of sugar cubes and left this message spelled out on the Castle driveway before the ants ruined it: The Czar’s post regarding the unfortunate visit from his college roommate struck a chord here; I … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, Gormogonica, Mailbag, Minion, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

Czar’s Favorites

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar might once in a while feel nostalgic, and indulge himself on some of his favorite essays. Here are three we wrote some time ago, and feel were pretty decently done. Have you read them? Public Service Message about … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, The Czar of Muscovy

More On The Baron

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sometimes things almost take care of themselves. You might remember the Czar complaining yesterday about one of his 46 college roommates showing up for the first time since 1922, trashing the inside and outside of the Castle, demanding to see … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, The Czar of Muscovy

The Guest Who Will Not Leave

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ever have that one guy you just cannot stand pop back into your life? The Czar has his, all right. Guess who showed up? Our old college roommate, back when we attended the Marine Academy of St. Petersburg together. Figures … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J.’s Debate Post-Mortem

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

See, Biden was such a compelling clown last night that even Dr. J. is leading off with a Biden picture. Unlike The Czar and ‘Puter, Dr. J.’s approach to the debate was more like Joe Sixpack’s. The debate was background … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar of Muscovy, Vice Presidential Debate

There is a Fungus Among Us!

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This reminds Dr. J. of a boutonniere he wore at his junior prom.   Per The Czar’s request, Dr. J. is entering the fray regarding the Aspergillus meningitis outbreak of 2012. The Czar accurately breaks down the numbers regarding the … Continue reading →

Posted in CDC, Dr. J., Medicine, The Czar of Muscovy

Well That Went Up In Smoke

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sometimes it is not good to be the Czar. For example, he is helping his sainted mother translate some paperwork from her father, and needless to say, penmanship was pretty bad in that century. One can hardly tell a ѣ … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes, The Czar of Muscovy, U.S. Economy

Forever Home

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Muscovy announced a contest some weeks ago asking every kid to write in why his or her dog is the best dog in Muscovy. Winners would receive a special prize. Sally still prefers to hide under anything she can. To … Continue reading →

Posted in Dog, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, The Czar of Muscovy

More Minifigures

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Man, you people get so needy. All right. By popular demand, we have added a second series of MiniFigures for your Castle Gormogon sets! Die-hard fans will be certain to gouge other people’s eyes out in order to get their … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 2-1B, Castle Gormogon, Dat Ho, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Sleestak, The Czar of Muscovy, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, The Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Gormogon MiniFigures

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Admit it! Wouldn’t you sometimes rather act out your own Gormogon posts, rather than read the ones we actually put here? Seriously, don’t you just want to go all ‘Puter on NPR once in a while? Or have the Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 2-1B, Castle Gormogon, Dat Ho, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Sleestak, The Czar of Muscovy, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, The Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Mailbag: Rootsy Blues Edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ask and ye shall receive! The Royal Mathematician spake (speaks? spoke? spokes? Spokane?) regarding the Great Square Root of Eleventy Schism of 2012: O Bringer of the Force-Lightning: Here’s the real mathematical scoop on the square root of eleventy: Pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Eleventy, i-leventy, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Matrices, Royal Mathematician to the Gormogons, The Czar of Muscovy

In Which Czar and Dr. J Offer ‘Puter Feedback on His Millennials Post

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Czar has trained a small army of ninjawombats to strike fear into the heartsof his enemies.  Secondarily, Czar useshis wombat army to deliver messagesto ‘Puter.  Cubical poop? Really? Ouch. When not abusing various mood-altering substances, we denizens of Castle Gormogon … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Generations, Gormogonica, Intergenerational Warfare, The Czar of Muscovy

Disturbing Stats

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Fantastic work by GorT on the statistical analysis of our writings. The Czar is bemused when looking at his own word cloud that “DON” appears there in the far right. To wear? A mafia figurehead? A Spanish lord? Ameche? Curious, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, GorT, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Gormogon Stats

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT loves him some math and statistics.  So I felt it was time to run the numbers on our corner of the internet here.  The numbers are based on a snapshot of the blog from a few days ago.  I … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, GorT, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Coulda Used Some AC in DC

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar, family, and retinue has returned from a myriad purpose trip to Washington, DC, where the weather was superb (no rain while there). The Czar has been to DC innumerable times, but still has the odd spot of trouble … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy, Vacations, Washington DC

Back Later

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is departing for a lengthy fact-finding trip with the whole Czar family (Царица, Царевич, and Цесаревич, too!) to Washington, DC, in hopes to discover what GorT does all day. As a result, it will indeed be a while … Continue reading →

Posted in Mrs. The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

An Actual Spider-Man Review

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. took in the Amazing Spider-Man with Clan J. and the Lil Med-Student’s wacky sidekick who, unbeknown to us took in the movie a few days prior and proceeded to inform Dr. J. and the Lil MedStudent about everything … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Amazing Spider-Man, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

Justice and Rage

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It is wrong to gloat over the misfortune of another’s tragedies, but to be clear, the Czar can do anything he wants. And he is sated that Jerry Sandusky was found guilty on 45 counts. And we have some controversial … Continue reading →

Posted in Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Justice, Rage, Rant, The Czar of Muscovy

‘Puter’s Musings (Far Superior to Czar’s in Every Way)

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This scary clown picture has nothingto do with ‘Puter’s post. Clowns justfreak ‘Puter right the heck out, so‘Puter thought he’d share. ‘Puter’s had a medical personnel filled day today as he transported ‘Puter, Jr. hither and yon to get his face … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Eugene Robinson, Stupid People, The Czar of Muscovy, Washington Post - WaPo

Curiouser and Curiouser

The Gormogons Posted on June 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Obama Administration has clearly come to us through the looking glass. The Czar brings up, as usual,  an excellent point in that when the media sees blood in the water, they, like sharks, find it hard to resist. Typically … Continue reading →

Posted in Alice, Czars, Department of Commerce, Journalism, Sharks, The Czar of Muscovy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vanity Fair

Happy Birthday, Chief!

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is Jack MacRae, who is one of the coolest guys around. In addition to his skills at animal care, he teaches some superb survival courses and tells some pretty funny stories. Today is the Царевич’s seventh birthday, and he … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Happy Birthday, Kids These Days, Mrs. The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

The Czar Opens His Mail

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

DT has found an amazing way to create a sustainable energy source using water and lawn trimmings, but that is not nearly as interesting as the message he sends the Czar: Your Czariness, This has every indication of being a … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Minions, Spiders from Mars, The Czar of Muscovy

Get This

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was surprised when paying bills last night. Not by the amount of a bill, nor by the services rendered heretofore. Rather, the Czar’s ever-tense eyes were caught by the return envelope. The return envelope—and we still hold our … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Paying, The Czar of Muscovy

Baseball Revenge

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Does anyone recall last year when the Czar wrote about the Цесаревич’s spectacular and politically (un)popular baseball adventure, in which his plucky band of die-hard teammates took on the well-funded and well-organized baseball team of a Very Wealthy Suburb called … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Sports, Talkin' Baseball, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J.’s ‘he/they’ experience at Ivy University

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When Dr. J. saw this post by Kevin D. Williamson, he immediately thought of the Castle Grammarian, Torturer and Executioner, The Czar. He was quite pleased that The Czar penned something on the subject before Dr. J. awoke this morning. … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Eleventy, Euro-Elitist Academics, Gormogon Infighting, Grammar, In English Please, Ivy University, Professor Mondo, The Czar of Muscovy

At the Movies with the J Clan

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student took in the Avengers at the local theatre on Sunday after mass. Dr. J. was looking forward to this movie for quite some time. He was not disappointed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, This movie really sucks, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Avengers Dissemble

The Gormogons Posted on May 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Czar concedes that he was hoping either Dr. J. or the Mandarin would write a review for The Avengers first. Clearly, they are waiting for us to do it. First, some generalizations: Well done. Go see it. Very … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, Superheroes, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

For the Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Actually other languages break into English’s house and leave their mark, and in the case of the Scandanavian Barbarians, twice…truth be told. Dr. J.

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Posted in Castle Gormogon, In English Please, Linguistics, The Czar of Muscovy

#FORWARD is more like #BACKWARD

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Obama Campaign and its cyber-surrogates had a couple more twitter #fail s. Dr. J. and the Czar have both talked about  how the twitter sphere is the domain of the right, while Facebook is more of a home to the left. Now … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, #FORWARD, Dr. J., Progressives, The Czar of Muscovy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Twitter

Mailbag – Potter-gressive Edition

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers,  Dr. J. has received a pair of missives related to his recent post on Dolores Umbridge as the fictional figurehead of the Progressive Movement. The Czar sent this interoffice memo via owl: To: Dr. J.  From: The Czar  … Continue reading →

Posted in Friend of Gormogons, Harry Potter, Mailbag, Progressives, The Czar of Muscovy

Pencil Talk

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. felt inspired to add to The Czar’s ode to the pencil this morning. Dr. J. doesn’t use pencils much anymore given that most of his documentation is in the electronic medical record, or require the permanence of ink. … Continue reading →

Posted in American Indians, Pencils, The Czar of Muscovy

No Finer Point

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some years ago, after a long hiatus, the Czar got back into pencils. The Czar did not have pencils as a child, because in those days we generally used peasants’s blood for ink, and the Czar did not know how … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy, writing

In Which Dr. J. Connects the Dots for you…

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons, being the global puppetmasters we are, like to give you the heads up on events or items of interest before they become interesting to the main-stream media or even much of the conservative blogosphere. Indeed The Czar likened … Continue reading →

Posted in Chemistry, China, Free Trade, Girls With Guns, Rare Earth Elements, Technology, The Czar of Muscovy, War in Afghanistan

Aww, Gush!

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the more intellectually sound guys (and someone with whom you would never want to debate) is of course I’m Not Herzog. The Czar says this chiefly because he said some very nice things. Dear Czar, Normally I would … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, The Czar of Muscovy

Your America: Jeppsen’s Ringworm Farm

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and Mandarin spent a fair amount of time last week traveling through the United States visiting our many fans and readers, which you would have known about if you follow us on Twitter. By the way, if you … Continue reading →

Posted in Etruscan for Business Travellers, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

Everywhere

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and Mandarin were very careful to leave their mark at their alma mater decades ago. If you look closely, you can still see evidence: The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь … Continue reading →

Posted in And yet she must scream, Hello Kitty, Societas Jesu, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

True Story

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Time for a true story about the Czar’s sainted mother? The year is about 1994. Some acquaintances of hers begin speaking in non sequiturs and laughing hysterically, much to her annoyance. She demanded an explanation, naturally, and her friends asked … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

The Czar Finds A Use For His Television

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Czar found a superb way to waste an entire evening, which did not involve being further demoralized by the Black Hawks at all. The Czar’s television set is wired to the Internet. Dunno why, really, but every so … Continue reading →

Posted in Junior Senator From Illinois, Mrs. The Czar, Television, The Czar of Muscovy, This TV show really sucks

Interoffice Mail II: The Wrath of Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

To: The Czar From: Dr. J. Re: The Czar is not one of those high-school-spent-in-the-locker types like Dr. J, and generally loathes science fiction… Dear The Czar: Dr. J. will have you know he was considered quite cool in high … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Gormogon Infighting, Mailbag, SOPA, Star Trek, The Czar of Muscovy

An Open Interoffice Memo to The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

To: The Dread and Awful Czar From: Dr. J., aka Darth Medicus, Sith Lord and Royal Surgeon Re: Delayed Receipt of Mallort Flavored Preggie Pops Dear The Czar: As you know, the Flyers defeated the Blackhawks two nights ago. Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Blackhawks, Dr. J., Flyers, Gormogon Infighting, The Czar of Muscovy

Resolving

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With everybody back at the Castle, the Czar thought he would stroll around and see what everyone was doing. And then, just like that, the Czar thought he would poll around about New Year’s resolutions. We wandered down to the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., GorT, Holidays, Personal Responsibility, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 23

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Continuing our advent calendar charity doors, today’s door is to the following charities: The Military Order of the Purple Heart (one of the Czar’s picks)Paralyzed Veterans of America (favored by the Mandarin) For those who like contributing to other charities … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Gormogonica, Merry Christmas, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

The Czar’s Castle Christmas Tree

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Now, the Czar has been our Minister of Substantive Posts™ of late, with ‘Puter hideously busy dealing with all things reality based, and GorT, Volgi, and Dr. J. being all Christmassy with our content, and Mandy, well, being Mandy. But … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, GorT, Merry Christmas, Shut Up Doc, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 19

The Gormogons Posted on December 19, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The Gormogons love us some grilled meat.  A number of us like showing off our grill skills.  The Czar got really excited when he saw the day 19 gift.  He’s already fully assembled it and started making dinner for all … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Merry Christmas, The Czar of Muscovy

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 12

The Gormogons Posted on December 12, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The Czar camped out all night watching the calendar just to make sure that a repeat of day 5 didn’t occur.  So, a ragged-looking, spear-carrying Czar slowly opened the door on day 12 of the advent calendar to reveal: He … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Merry Christmas, Sleestak, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J’s 12 Days of Christmas Music – Day 12

The Gormogons Posted on December 12, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Thank you all for hanging in there during Dr. J.’s Christmas present to himself this season, an indulgent walk down memory lane where he could reflect on the glories of Christmases long long ago, to copy a phrase. So here … Continue reading →

Posted in 1980s, Dr. J., GorT, Merry Christmas, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J’s 12 Days of Christmas Music – Day 7

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You put your peanut butter in my chocolate! No, you put your chocolate in my peanut butter! Wait, they’re two great tastes that taste great together. Just like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, your next selection is a pretty nifty duet. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Dr. J., Gormogon Infighting, Liturgical music, Merry Christmas, Spiders from Mars, The Czar of Muscovy

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 5

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Each morning the Czar sits patiently in the corner of the group as others open their advent calendar, but the look on his face tells the tale – he wants it to be his turn so bad that someone’s going … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Merry Christmas, Sleestak, The Czar of Muscovy

Mailbag – Marching Band Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative MS writes in: A college or high-school marching band typically plays raucous, low-brow music. But there is no reason why this has to be. For a more highbrow half-time entertainment at you football games, switch from pop music to … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Mailbag, Music, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J’s 12 Days of Christmas Music – Day 1

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Christmas music is an important and pervasive aspect of the season. The music at mass thankfully goes up a notch, and Mrs. Dr. J. and the lil resident’s favorite radio station (the maudlin love song station, you know, the one … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., Merry Christmas, Music, The Czar of Muscovy

Happy Thanksgiving to All

The Gormogons Posted on November 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A very happy and most wonderful Thanksgiving from all of us at the Castle (well, maybe not the Tcho-Tchos). As many of you know, Thanksgiving is the Czar’s favorite holiday; even better than the Feast of Zdravgul, which we celebrated … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogons, GorT, Holidays, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi

Never Know What You Might Find

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, Muscovy is trimming the Village Christmas trees. This event is always accompanied by a craft show. The Czar does not understand craft shows: they seem to be filled with desperate, frustrated people with equal mixes of time and talent … Continue reading →

Posted in The Czar of Muscovy, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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